Facts about Russia

Russian men are so severe, that they feel cold in sauna

Russian men are so severe, that Chuck Norris identified himself as a Russian man

Russian men are so severe, that breastfeed their children themselves

Russian men are so severe, that instead of starling-houses nail to trees doghouses

Russian system administrators are so severe, that users prefer to use counting-frame

Russian system administrators are so severe, that they clench twisted-pair cable with fingernails

Russian programmers are so severe, that they use only hex-editor to write programm code

Russian emo-boys are so severe, that die of dehydration if they start sobing

Russian emo-boys are so severe, that massacre local bandit gangs from times to times.

Russian traffic cops are so severe, that nobody drive in Russia

Russian traffic cops are so severe, that stopped cortège of the President

Russian traffic cops are so severe, that fine Mr.Putin for overspeeding

Russian beer is so severe, that it stronger than methylic alcohol

Russian vodka is so severe, that it was prohibited in 190 countries as nuclear weapons

Russian cannabis joints are so severe, that one senator smokes, but the whole country giggling

Russian intravenous drug abusers are so severe, that instead of syringe they use dropping bottles

Russian combiners are so severe, that mow down forest

Russian parents are so severe, that force their children to watch Teletubbies until 18 years old

Russian communists are so severe, that they celebrate Lenin`s birthday everyday

Russian dairymaids are so severe, that Russian bulls hide oneself into the forest

Russian barbers are so severe, that their customers put steel helmets before visit to barber-shop

Russian proctologists are so sever, that hemorrhoids in Russia is considered as fatal disease

Russian folktales are so severe, that parents are afraid of reading them to their children

Russian agnostics are so severe, that the God officially acknowledged that he does not exist

Russian Satanists are so severe, that The Satan afraid of appear in front of them

Russian flooders are so severe, that they ban system administrators

Russian instant coffee so strong, that it can be made twice

Russian terrorists are so severe, that impatiently blow up their own homes

Russian jellied minced meat so cool, that Titanic sunk crush on it

Russian black people are so severe, that they have white slaves

Russian RAPers are so severe, that appear on stage of corporate parties of Ku Klux Klan

Russian monuments are so severe, that shiting on doves

Russian gays are so severe, that do not use cosmetics and they are terrific womanizers

Russian automobiles are so severe, that Honduras buy them instead of tanks

Russian virgins are so severe, that they are really virgins!

Russian schoolboys are so severe, that principal gives to them his pin money