12.17.2009

More facts about Russia

Russian doctors are so severe, that Russians are never ill

Russian builders are so severe, that they need not wear hard hats

Russian hamsters are so severe, that without any difficulty gnaw through ferroconcrete

Russian cops are so severe, that they plunder, kill and rape instead of criminals

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Russian men are so severe, that they do not drinking coffee, they gobble it with spoon from the can

Russian ice-hockey players are so severe, that use crows instead of hockey sticks

Russian schoolboys are so severe, that they do not smoke at recess, they chew cigarettes right in the class

Russian mosquitos are so severe, that suck their own blood

Russian babies are so severe, that gobble apples while waiting for first teeth

Russian woodpeckers are so severe, that hollow out two subway stations

Russian men are so severe, that they use abrasive paper after toilet

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