Russian heavy metal rock funs memoirs: "My life from Marilyn Manson to Jesus Hitler"
Russian killers are so severe that make 10 check shots to head of victim
Russian men are so severe that shaving with a milling machine
Russian nurses are so severe that shit them knows if they are nurses or nurse boys
Russian web designers so severe that draw sites in MS Paint
Russian men are so severe that use pressure turbine instead of tabletop fan
Russian weathercocks are so severe that show to wind where to blow
Russian mosquitoes are so severe that pierce through car bodies to suck drivers
blood
Russian women are so severe that severe Russian men are afraid of them
Russian snow is so severe that snowing in snowballs
12.19.2009
12.17.2009
More facts about Russia
Russian doctors are so severe, that Russians are never ill
Russian builders are so severe, that they need not wear hard hats
Russian hamsters are so severe, that without any difficulty gnaw through ferroconcrete
Russian cops are so severe, that they plunder, kill and rape instead of criminals
Do you know that Russian SQL answers to query with query?
Russian men are so severe, that they do not drinking coffee, they gobble it with spoon from the can
Russian ice-hockey players are so severe, that use crows instead of hockey sticks
Russian schoolboys are so severe, that they do not smoke at recess, they chew cigarettes right in the class
Russian mosquitos are so severe, that suck their own blood
Russian babies are so severe, that gobble apples while waiting for first teeth
Russian woodpeckers are so severe, that hollow out two subway stations
Russian men are so severe, that they use abrasive paper after toilet
Russian builders are so severe, that they need not wear hard hats
Russian hamsters are so severe, that without any difficulty gnaw through ferroconcrete
Russian cops are so severe, that they plunder, kill and rape instead of criminals
Do you know that Russian SQL answers to query with query?
Russian men are so severe, that they do not drinking coffee, they gobble it with spoon from the can
Russian ice-hockey players are so severe, that use crows instead of hockey sticks
Russian schoolboys are so severe, that they do not smoke at recess, they chew cigarettes right in the class
Russian mosquitos are so severe, that suck their own blood
Russian babies are so severe, that gobble apples while waiting for first teeth
Russian woodpeckers are so severe, that hollow out two subway stations
Russian men are so severe, that they use abrasive paper after toilet
12.15.2009
Facts about Russia
Russian men are so severe, that they feel cold in sauna
Russian men are so severe, that Chuck Norris identified himself as a Russian man
Russian men are so severe, that breastfeed their children themselves
Russian men are so severe, that instead of starling-houses nail to trees doghouses
Russian system administrators are so severe, that users prefer to use counting-frame
Russian system administrators are so severe, that they clench twisted-pair cable with fingernails
Russian programmers are so severe, that they use only hex-editor to write programm code
Russian emo-boys are so severe, that die of dehydration if they start sobing
Russian emo-boys are so severe, that massacre local bandit gangs from times to times.
Russian traffic cops are so severe, that nobody drive in Russia
Russian traffic cops are so severe, that stopped cortège of the President
Russian traffic cops are so severe, that fine Mr.Putin for overspeeding
Russian beer is so severe, that it stronger than methylic alcohol
Russian vodka is so severe, that it was prohibited in 190 countries as nuclear weapons
Russian cannabis joints are so severe, that one senator smokes, but the whole country giggling
Russian intravenous drug abusers are so severe, that instead of syringe they use dropping bottles
Russian combiners are so severe, that mow down forest
Russian parents are so severe, that force their children to watch Teletubbies until 18 years old
Russian communists are so severe, that they celebrate Lenin`s birthday everyday
Russian dairymaids are so severe, that Russian bulls hide oneself into the forest
Russian barbers are so severe, that their customers put steel helmets before visit to barber-shop
Russian proctologists are so sever, that hemorrhoids in Russia is considered as fatal disease
Russian folktales are so severe, that parents are afraid of reading them to their children
Russian agnostics are so severe, that the God officially acknowledged that he does not exist
Russian Satanists are so severe, that The Satan afraid of appear in front of them
Russian flooders are so severe, that they ban system administrators
Russian instant coffee so strong, that it can be made twice
Russian terrorists are so severe, that impatiently blow up their own homes
Russian jellied minced meat so cool, that Titanic sunk crush on it
Russian black people are so severe, that they have white slaves
Russian RAPers are so severe, that appear on stage of corporate parties of Ku Klux Klan
Russian monuments are so severe, that shiting on doves
Russian gays are so severe, that do not use cosmetics and they are terrific womanizers
Russian automobiles are so severe, that Honduras buy them instead of tanks
Russian virgins are so severe, that they are really virgins!
Russian schoolboys are so severe, that principal gives to them his pin money
Russian men are so severe, that Chuck Norris identified himself as a Russian man
Russian men are so severe, that breastfeed their children themselves
Russian men are so severe, that instead of starling-houses nail to trees doghouses
Russian system administrators are so severe, that users prefer to use counting-frame
Russian system administrators are so severe, that they clench twisted-pair cable with fingernails
Russian programmers are so severe, that they use only hex-editor to write programm code
Russian emo-boys are so severe, that die of dehydration if they start sobing
Russian emo-boys are so severe, that massacre local bandit gangs from times to times.
Russian traffic cops are so severe, that nobody drive in Russia
Russian traffic cops are so severe, that stopped cortège of the President
Russian traffic cops are so severe, that fine Mr.Putin for overspeeding
Russian beer is so severe, that it stronger than methylic alcohol
Russian vodka is so severe, that it was prohibited in 190 countries as nuclear weapons
Russian cannabis joints are so severe, that one senator smokes, but the whole country giggling
Russian intravenous drug abusers are so severe, that instead of syringe they use dropping bottles
Russian combiners are so severe, that mow down forest
Russian parents are so severe, that force their children to watch Teletubbies until 18 years old
Russian communists are so severe, that they celebrate Lenin`s birthday everyday
Russian dairymaids are so severe, that Russian bulls hide oneself into the forest
Russian barbers are so severe, that their customers put steel helmets before visit to barber-shop
Russian proctologists are so sever, that hemorrhoids in Russia is considered as fatal disease
Russian folktales are so severe, that parents are afraid of reading them to their children
Russian agnostics are so severe, that the God officially acknowledged that he does not exist
Russian Satanists are so severe, that The Satan afraid of appear in front of them
Russian flooders are so severe, that they ban system administrators
Russian instant coffee so strong, that it can be made twice
Russian terrorists are so severe, that impatiently blow up their own homes
Russian jellied minced meat so cool, that Titanic sunk crush on it
Russian black people are so severe, that they have white slaves
Russian RAPers are so severe, that appear on stage of corporate parties of Ku Klux Klan
Russian monuments are so severe, that shiting on doves
Russian gays are so severe, that do not use cosmetics and they are terrific womanizers
Russian automobiles are so severe, that Honduras buy them instead of tanks
Russian virgins are so severe, that they are really virgins!
Russian schoolboys are so severe, that principal gives to them his pin money
12.12.2009
Nude fine art. Webcamography
Theory of art is good thing in periods of art crisis. It can help artists to find a way to new steps of self-expression. If the art on the rise it is made freely, automatically. Art on the rise do not needs in critics, it speaks for itself and explains itself by its own. In my opinion adult webcam video chat is an example of the art on the rise.
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Pablo Picasso spoke about art: "Art is never pure, we should keep it far away from the innocent ignorant. We should never let people approach. Yes, art is dangerous. If it is pure it is not art." It is true for adult video chat too.
But there is a big difference between fine art nude and adult video chat. If some decade ago artist was a person who passed through studies and paid a lot of time to the Art, nowadays everyone can buy web cam and start his own online adult sex nude show. Adult video chat is a mass nude art. And a quality of show depends only on artistic level of webcam performer.
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And development of adult video chat art has great prospects. We can draw a parallel between development of adult webcam show and TV show. Great old Russian film director Romm said about TV: "I have no doubts that TV in the near decade will take a solid place in spiritual culture of the mankind. Cinematography was born on the crossing of literature, theatre, painting, music. TV is come into being on the same crossroad of the same parents, it absorbs experience of cinematography, experience of radio and experience of newspaper. Cinematography is called a mix art, and it is true for TV too. TV is a baby of all fields of culture and because of it the technical development of TV passes ahead of its internal developments as a pure art". We can tell the same about adult video chat.
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It's a new step of the arts in IT century. Art of adult video chat supplemented art of TV with new details, so as TV earlier did the same with cinema and cinema with theatre. Adult video chat integrated TV, cinema and theatre with porno, striptease, peepshow, nude photography, fine art nude, etc. It is unprecedented mix of nude arts with modern means of expression.
Pablo Picasso spoke about art: "Art is never pure, we should keep it far away from the innocent ignorant. We should never let people approach. Yes, art is dangerous. If it is pure it is not art." It is true for adult video chat too.
But there is a big difference between fine art nude and adult video chat. If some decade ago artist was a person who passed through studies and paid a lot of time to the Art, nowadays everyone can buy web cam and start his own online adult sex nude show. Adult video chat is a mass nude art. And a quality of show depends only on artistic level of webcam performer.
If you visit adult video chat webcams site you will find a Klondike of nude aesthetics. An international community of adult webcam performers will demonstrate you not only ethnic sex culture differences, but reveal how the female nude is now both at the centre and at the margins of high culture. The language of adult video chat show is clear and natural. Everybody can understand it as the sex is a basement of the life.
And development of adult video chat art has great prospects. We can draw a parallel between development of adult webcam show and TV show. Great old Russian film director Romm said about TV: "I have no doubts that TV in the near decade will take a solid place in spiritual culture of the mankind. Cinematography was born on the crossing of literature, theatre, painting, music. TV is come into being on the same crossroad of the same parents, it absorbs experience of cinematography, experience of radio and experience of newspaper. Cinematography is called a mix art, and it is true for TV too. TV is a baby of all fields of culture and because of it the technical development of TV passes ahead of its internal developments as a pure art". We can tell the same about adult video chat.
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12.09.2009
We are the spies of sex
They say that life is a war. War for money, for love, for status... But all that hostilities somehow or other connected with sex. I tried to express it in this picture. But I am bad artist. Well next time I will make better.
Welcome to twit!
We can meet in twitter now. I am twitting everyday. Link https://twitter.com/CyberiaSweet
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12.06.2009
LIFE
All our life is a fight. Fight for Democracy and Justice. Democracy means everyone can have meal. Justice means all meal is mine.
12.05.2009
3 DIFFERENCES: RUSSIA VS ENGLAND
Russia. Fight at a restaurant. Russian man came to fighters and started to fight togather with them.
England. Fight at a restaurant. Englishman came to fighters and asked: Is it private fight or everybody could take part?
Russia. Proverb "Thoughts of all fools are the same"
The same proverb in English sounds "Great minds think alike"
Englishman came to Paris at seventh time and ignored visit to Eiffel tower.
Russian man came to Paris at seventh time and ask to let him look at Eiffel tower ones again. He just interested if they found an oil at last...
England. Fight at a restaurant. Englishman came to fighters and asked: Is it private fight or everybody could take part?
Russia. Proverb "Thoughts of all fools are the same"
The same proverb in English sounds "Great minds think alike"
Englishman came to Paris at seventh time and ignored visit to Eiffel tower.
Russian man came to Paris at seventh time and ask to let him look at Eiffel tower ones again. He just interested if they found an oil at last...
12.04.2009
MY, BEG YOU PARDON, SITE
If you some how interesting to know how a housewife like me home made site could looks like, try the link http://www.cyberlika.com
DREAMS
All women are dreaming about smart and tender lovers… But unfortunately smart and tender men already have lovers…
PUZZLE OF BEAUTY
Scinetists established a fact that women preference to be not clever but beautiful exists just because of men whose sight ability is better than understanding of things
STRICTLY SCINTIFIC KNOWLEDGE
After conducting thousands of experiments on mouses Harward University scientists found out that mouses reproducing itselves quicker if Harward Univercity scientists do not disturb them with experiments…
My first blog
Hi! My name is Lika and I have just started my first blog and created my first homepage. Much fun you know. Feel free to browse trough my blog and my web site. Well, what can I say to world now? Let`s start with jokes. Jokes make life much easier.
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